johnnybooboo: If John had turned up in S3 looking like this tho swaggity swag let’s shag
eyeslikecominghome: a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
but imagine the doctor as a lit teacher
Student: We don't know what the author actually meant, and they're dead, so it's not like we can go ask them.
The Doctor: brb
dean-tacos-cas: spookapple: jackvessalius: look what we have here i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
iguanamouth: iguanamouth: people selectively breeding pigeons is the funniest thing in the world and the results are even better llook at this wheres your hfufcking HEAD i cant breathe how does this thing wal k or do aynthing at all
krabkrust: seblaine: circletines: IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES It sounded like i was saying ‘PATRICE’ in a french accent to be fair
craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
thatisalargebaby: teenage girls are fucking mocked for liking things that are marketed towards them and for them then when theyre sick of being shit on for that and try to like things not specifically “for them” they get shit on for “pretending” and they cant win at all its a lose lose situation being a teenage girl
small-magical-mean-world: sailorcedes: deadlyjohnson: FACTS ABOUT THINGS: TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN. YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT. NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN. THINGS PEOPLE SHOULD BE REBLOGGING ^THIS. PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT UP...
My Country, 'Tis of Thee
tomato-bird: (Japan, Single, seeks empire) Oh yes, I say it plain America never was America to me And yet I swear this oath– America will be! -Langston Hughes, “Let America Be America Again” Note: I’m planning on making this into a printed zine/doujinshi, so if anyone is interested in having one for a price heavily suggested donation, pls feel free to contact...
Sometimes you know your villain is doing really terrible deeds but you want him...– Richard Armitage (via hiddlestonss)
One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most...– Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via galifianafuck) #oh my god #I am laughing so hard #I’m reading this thinking there was going to be some meaningful expression about society at the end#but no #it’s just the life and times of benny’s socks (via theblueboxonbakerstreet)