June 2012
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leanonstephen:
acurlyheadedman:
Six websites I go to when I am upset:
1) When I am disgruntled
2) When I need a quiet place
3) When I want everything to be okay
4) When I need a hug
5) Just click this.
6) When I need to calm down.
i’ve just spent 20 minutes on #4
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mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
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breadstickfanclub:
The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
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watching tv, and one character makes an inappropriate joke
you laugh, and your parents say “You shouldn’t know about that yet”
and you laugh even harder
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Playing Happy Wheels.
me: I guess you don't need arms to ride a bike
me: Or legs
me: Or a body
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me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
me: omg what if there is a telepath around here
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ih0peyourwifidies:
omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
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neoputa:
asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you
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Everything here is shippable. Even I'm shippable;...
casexualdeanshomowork:
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richwhitelesbian:
teapayne:
One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug
i got fired because of you