tempestafarfalla:

but-a-mere-coconut:

eridangarang:

i-want-the-starring-role:

doublevisionary:

eridansthrobbingbonebulge:

dualscar:

vastderp:

rainbowbarnacle:

hypotheticalwoman:

no-sverige-dats-gay:

PON PON WEI WEI WEI
PON PON WEI PON WEI PON PON
WEI WEI PON PON PON
WEI WEI PON WEI PON WEI WEI 

I SEE A LITTLE SILHOUETTO OF A MAN
SCARAMOUCHE SCARAMOUCHE CAN YOU DO THE FANDANGO?
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING
VERY VERY FRIGHTNING ME!
GALILEO GALILEO FIGARO
MAGNIFICO

KITTEN IS ANGRY

KITTEN IS OFFENDED

FUR STANDING OUT AND LITTLE CLAWS EXTENDED

DARTING AROUND AND MEOWING QUITE A BIT

AND THROWING SUCH A HISSY FIT

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF IT

STARFISH OF HUMAN BLOOD-SHAPE!

THE TENTACLES OF HUMAN GORE,

SPREAD OUT ON THE PAVEMENT FROM THE 99TH FLOOR!

this is how bacon is supposed to be

the fries, they blend so perfectly

the cheese up in here is goin H.A.M.

dayum, dayum, DAYUM

hello buckfucker do you want to get your fuck on

this the stag party where we fuck from dusk till dawn

Throw those hooves right over my shoulders

cause I seen the way you look at me, doefriend when you smolder

come here queer deer and shake that thing around

cause you get me so high that I gotta go down

Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin’ everywhere 

Rockin’ everywhere 

I found you MS NEW BOOTY

Get it together and bring it back to me

Hit the players club for about month or two

Put his hand on it then see what he do 

Get it ripe, get it right, get it tight 

I got asscheeks on my white tee

All these hoes keep grindin’ on me

Comin’ in the club every night of the week

Keep a nigga poppin’ them crispy white tees

you always comin to me talkin loads of shit

how do you talk so much with a mouth fulla dick

im tired of your ass hangin round my block

how do you move so much with an ass fulla cock

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he asked the man running the stand.

Hey, bum bum bum, got any grapes?

DINGALINGALINGDINGALINGALING ALLES DIE ATZEN SING

(Source: robintheshrew)